The Sarcastic Penguin

      There was once a very sarcastic penguin, no one knew why but he was the worst out of all penguins.  Anytime anyone did somthing remotley stupid he would he would have to crack a terrible sarcastic joke!

        When the penguin was born his family was going through a troubling time which made his parents break apart.  Outsiders believe this why he always made these sarcastic jokes, just so others might get hurt as he did by not understanding why things happen.

        One time the penguin went overboard though.  His friend said, " I am dieing..." But before he could finish the sarcastic penguin acted like he was overreacting over a long run as his friend ran away screaming, " I am dieing of cancer, I have two months left!" 

         On the penguins birthday he got a prestent he didn't really like, but he said thank you anyway but in a horribly sarcastic way.  The other penguin who gave him the present was descusted!  He replied to the comment," You could at least be greatful I came and brought you something!" The sarcastic penguin shurgged it off and went on the his normal sarcastic penguin ways.

        The next day, the sarcastic penguin was granted the wonderful opportunity of going on a penguin field trip!  He went but was constantly staring of into space not caring about anything.  The teacher finally pulled him aside and told him," You better be glad we allowed you to come instead od staying back and doing school work all day!"  The sarcastic penguin replied," Fine I will stay attentive when they make pigs fly."  The teacher grabbed him by the flipper and tightly strapped him in the ice bus! She said," Listen mister here in igloo world we are kind and considerate not sarcastic about someones joy of informing childern on the wonders of whale characteristics!"

         When the sarcastic penguin got home his parent asked how the trip went and he replied,"Gree-at!", in a sarcastic tone of voice completely not allowed in the presance of his parents!  His dad sent him straight to his igloo and grounded him from ever being sarcastic again.

        The following week the sarcastic penguin tried not to be sarcastic in a rude way, and for the first time in forever a fellow penguin of his age came up to chirp.  The sarcastic penguin was finally realizing it was worth being sarcastically rude because people took it to seriously and, thats why he was unable to make any friends.  The normally called sarcastic  penguin was thurbed into a well liked penguin everyone hung out with and the whole penguin town was now at peace with the not so ordinary penguin.

Make Something Awesome

      I have made something amazing!  It is an guiness way to keep your charging electronics cords from tangling.  You can make this pretty simply too! 

       You will need the following an old shoe box, some scrapbook paper, a knife, ribbon, and metal circles to clean up some edges.

      Line and decorate a shoe box with scrapbook paper and the ribbon.  Then, make holes for each charger you will be useing this with, label and put metal to smooth edges.

     I got inspired to do this because having messy wires can get annoying so I wanted to make a solution.

      Here is what the finished product should look like:

          

Fitness is Life!

       Our bodies are what make us who we are. So staying fit is an amazing way to take care of it and thank it.

        When you excercise your body can use up some of those un-needed calories from that chocalate bunny you had on easter.  This allows the body to focus on the good stuff, like keeping your lungs and other muscules working.  

       Staying fit makes you feel better too! If you are stressed take a slow jog around your neighborhood to get rid of the stuff pulling you down.  You can run really fast if you are exhausted because you will be to tired to think about what made ypu mad in the first.  

       These things are what makes staying fit important.  Simply it will keep the mind and body in check for whatever comes at it.  Stay fit , stay happy!

My Ingredients

      We all have ups and downs in life.  One good way to look at this is to think of them as ingredients.  Mutiple things that taste good and bad alone, but when put togther makes something good such a cake.  I started to ponder, what are my ingredients? These are the results.

       My first ingredient is a happy family.  This is something that is good, such as sugar for a cake it is good alone but better with more.  I feel that without a family I don't know what I would do.  They help me feel comfortable so I can make hard decisions easier.

      My second ingredient is knowing the importance honesty.  Honesty is another good ingredient in my life.  I can walk around with a good consiouns, instead of a bad one.  

       One of my bad things on it's own is that I don't have any grandparents that I can count on for storys for family history searchs.  This would be like the raw eggs for an cake, bad on there own but put together with good things and it is not that bad.

          My last two things are, shelter and food.  These are the icing on the cake!  These two things are valuable to life and I am greatful to have them.

         Those are some parts of my life that when put together don't make life that bad after all. So, think about it the longer you dwell on the one bad thing you can't see the light of life.   

My Favorite Person

     I have lots of people in my life that i care for and love.  Though I love hanging out with my favorite friend in the world, Joanna Reagan!  

      She is one of the greatest people in this school, but some people just don't realize it.  She has been my best friend since kindergarten, and we always talk!   We have even told each other things we haven't told anybody else!  

        I think her personality is amazing and I wouldn't change her in any way.  With her she always comes last because she cares so much about others, but again she still takes care of herself too.  She has the best sense of humor out of everyone I have made conversation with too.  I also like how she seems shy until you get to know her.  One minute she we be the quitest person in class and next she can't stop laughing and cracking jokes with her true friends. ( May I add those people include me. ) She also has a good personality because she always will make herself seem or be happy even when she is not that happy.  Though she will make it to where only her true friends can see she is sad so she does not feel akward when she is being comforted.

        My other reason she is one of my favorite people is she is just plain fun to be around!  Like one time I went to her house and we were riding are bikes around and her pedal broke off!  Both of us were cracking up and I walked my bike around to so she wasn't sad, and in about three minutes of us walking she breaks out in jail harmonica music which make us look hilarious walking with our bikes just cracking up uncontrollibly. In turn making us look like complete idiots!

        Another quality Joanna has is integrity.  She is very honest, and even if she has to lie to keep herself safe she will tell me how bad she feels about it.  With Joanna I have no doubt what ever she tells me is completely and utterly true.

        Joanna also knows how to have fun without going insane.  Which is something I definatly think is important.  When we hang out we don't commit crimes we simply still play harmless games of truth or dare or we play on her trampoline!  She is really amazing for this which is a simple yet effective way she has made herself my favorite friend.

     Finally, she loves animals! She definatly loves her cats the most though and it works out because i love all types of animals, so we just hangout with her animals sometimes.

         Over all, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for! She has lots of amazing qualities that most people in my genaration unfortually don't have.  That is why she is my favorite friend.

       

Blog Challange ( New App)

      There are a ton of apps that could potentialnilly be the next flappy bird craze.  Though I have found one that I think will catch on fast.  It is called Snake, you move a little worm to a dot and when it attaches there is a longer worm and it will keep growing.  The object of it is to get the worm to the most dots possible without running into itself or the bordering square.

           

Challenge (Survial of the Fitest)

My Ten Items I Would Bring

1. A fishing pole, so I could fish for food.

2. A water bottle, so I had some clean water to drink.

3. A blanket, to keep warm at night.

4. A set of matches , for good quick fire starters.

5. A couple more sets of clothes, so if mine get wet i can change.

6. A tarp, to set a good camp on.

7. A tent, to sleep comfortably in and stay out of rain.

8. Dry sticks, for something to put in the fire.

9. A boat, in case I need to go into the water.

10. A phone, so I can call people to come save me.

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